Disgusting World Records

Ugh. Thats all Im saying. In my exploration of the plethora of useless information my brain has absorbed, I was checking a few facts to make sure I actually remembered them correctly. Needless to say it was a foray into the gross and stupid human tricks this morning, so I decided that I will post this, and then stop with the fun facts segment. hehe.

• MOST HORRIBLE DRINK - The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm 'very recently attained' bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
• MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL - This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.
• GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN - Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal luid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.
• MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED - Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
• LONGEST PUBES - Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her minge. (yes boys and girls..... minge)