And Then There's Maude...

Ok, so I have been giving more thought to Pimp Daddy Kish. Isn’t that a great little nickname? I know, I’m so precious I can’t stand myself. So anyway, I was thinking about some stuff he told me.. that he lived on a beach and loved going out and sitting by the water at night and thinking.. just him and the stars. Sounds decadent doesn’t it? So then I started asking about his home, and his book library, and the décor etc… and well he again was elusive.

In my mind’s eye it was one of those beautiful boutique looking villa’s, you know the kind with the stone walls and the ceramic tiles, and the erotically sculpted trees out front that look like an altar to the phallus gods? Really hip in a silent but deadly filthy stinking rich kinda way? And since he is The Sultan… his master bath would of course be all done in glass so that he could be the King of all he surveys while he sits on the toidy in a half frosted half clear glass bathroom, doing the peek-a-boo poop and pee thing. Totally uncool to us girl folk, but men dig BM stuff. But his design totally makes up for that gross design contretemps with a made-for-porn six-nozzle shower that gives better rim jobs than most porn stars.

What I really wanna know though, is how someone could live in this kind of luxury, and and still almost get run over by a herd of cows???? WTF does he live that cows are on his beach??!

And then there was the incident about wearing a dress…. But I will continue with that juicy tidbit at another time. For now, I am pondering whether or not he really is a porn star.

To be continued….