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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

UNUSUAL SEX IN FOREIGN LANDS

Is your lovemaking getting stale and unexciting? Perhaps you need to experiment with some of the oddly fascinating methods of sex play that people practice in foreign lands. The over-sexed, talented vixens at "Cosmopolitan" slapped together a summary of some of the more unusual and interesting things lovers do throughout the world. . . such as. . .

THE TINQUIAN PEOPLE OF THE PACIFIC ISLANDS:The Tinquians NEVER kiss their lovers on the mouth. They instead press their noses together and SNIFF for a few minutes. *awwww*

THE SIRIONO PEOPLE OF BOLIVIA:Lovers pick off lice and ticks from one another before getting close. This is considered FOREPLAY.
*gag*

THE HAUSA PEOPLE OF NIGERIA:The Hausa use the same exact word. . . ci (pronounced "chee"). . . for both eating and intercourse. When a woman says she's ready for "chee", it could mean she's ready for dinner or SEX. *Aha! wiley woman!*

THE PEOPLE OF PONAPE. . . IN THE EASTERN CAROLINE ISLANDS:These randy women place STINGING BUGS on their most intimate of areas. When the bugs bite, the venom causes a stinging sensation which turns the ladies on. (???) **wtf! not this chickadee!*

THE PEOPLE OF SAMOA IN THE PACIFIC ISLANDS:When lucky Samoan men feel the need for a naughty Samoan "release", they go "night crawling". . . these guys actually sneak into the tent of a sleeping female, and try to have relations with her WITHOUT WAKING HER UP. **sounds like a few married couples I know! LOL**

THE AYMARA PEOPLE OF PERU:During certain ceremonial celebrations, amorous couples go into the street and make the beast with two Peruvian backs for all the town to see!!!
*voyeurism at it's finest!*

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple in Ontario: (Does Canada qualify as a foreign land?) drive their car to different county's in Ontario and have sex in the back for the car.

8:25 AM  

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