You might be a Canadian if....

• You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
• You know Toronto is not a province.
• You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine. "
• You drink pop, not soda.
• You know what it means to be on pogey.
• You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
• You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
• You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
• You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
• You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
• Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.
• You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.