Spit or Swallow

The topic for the day seems to be some variation of blowjobs. Whether is the informational assistance that we receive from the linked site... or in general discussions. I was going to refrain from making a comment, until I went down the hall to drop off some papers, and overheard the Psychology students discussing the merits of cocksucking. First, let me say that todays "youth" (and I use that lightely because I still consider myself to be young) seem to have no perception of appropriateness, or even that sex should mean something. It's like its just something they all do.. with everyone.. in front of everyone... and kinky? Whats that? But I digress.

They were all standing around talking about what it means if a "chick" spits or swallows.... and how lazy she is if she does. I actually cackled out loud at that one.... and the young studly geek swings and looks at me and I said first of all.. until you have sucked cock, and tasted one that wasn't such a treat.. lets not talk about lazy... unless of course you enjoy having balls across your chin and are just trying to pretend to be cool? He backed off....understandably.

So I then asked.. well why would you think that it means a woman is lazy? He went on about how well he meant to say it depended on how well they knew you.. and if they trusted you... blah blah *snore*. At this point a few noticed the glazed over look in my eye.... and I said.. you know.. you will do well in this business... bore the fuck out of me for an hour and still charge $100.

Tee Hee.

Then somehow they started talking about Clinton, and one guy said, "I just can't understand why the leader of the free world would hook up with a broad who doesn't swallow." Umm. Whoa. He went on with some blather about it, the girls laughing like the good little braindead twits they are, and the guys guffaw'ing mostly because the first dude is talking about cocksucking in public. What guy wouldn't chuckle at that? So I pipe up with, "you mean to tell me that the most common assumption for the stain on the blue dress is because Monica is a lazy cocksucker and didn't really want to swallow Bill Clintons Jizz? Or that perhaps she was SO lazy that she couldn't possibly spit it into something like a SINK... that she had to drool said jizz on herself? "

Of course, Junior Mint did not have a reply... and I just laughed in my wicked little way.... and just said quietly... perhaps you should try a more mature woman.. who knows what she wants, and then we can talk about cocksucking again.

*teehee* I love LOVE love being in my 30's.