Oh, M'Gawd!

Has the whole US of freakin A lost their minds? Can they no longer use the brains that God so graciously gifted them with? How many more injustices must happen, before common sense, and the need to protect children kick in. I just read this... and I am still flabbergasted. Come on people... wake the fuck up.

"Michael Jackson Endorses Cardinal Bernard Law for New Pope."

Embattled pop star Michael Jackson told a Los Angeles Times reporter at Johnnie Cochran’s funeral this week that he (Jackson) strongly supports the papal candidacy of Bernard Law, who was forced to resign in disgrace as archbishop of Boston two years ago because he had protected sexually abusive priests.

"Archbishop Law is a man of great sensitivity and learning,” said Jackson. “I came to know him well when he attended several sleepovers at Neverland ranch. He was kind enough to hear confessions for the catholic boys and their parents who were my guests.”

I can only shake my head in disbelief. Partially that this freak has not been taken down yet for being a repeat pedophile, but then again we must be PC and not offend the african american community. HELLO! He's preying on the young, and the parents that keep letting their kids go to his place.. need one right between the eyes. 357 grains of pain relief. The other thing about it that makes me shake my head.. is the arrogance of the Freak to think that his opinion on who should be Pope really matters. The saddest part of it all, is that there are some fanatical fans out there.. who hang on his every word...and do as he wishes, ... and he's counting on it. They need to put his pansy ass in jail, with a roomie named Bubba, and let them settle on which one will be the bitch of the relationship. Seriously.

Notice my lack of comment about Cardinal Law? Come on! Sleepovers at a pedophiles house? With Children? Need I say more????

UNUSUAL SEX IN FOREIGN LANDS

Is your lovemaking getting stale and unexciting? Perhaps you need to experiment with some of the oddly fascinating methods of sex play that people practice in foreign lands. The over-sexed, talented vixens at "Cosmopolitan" slapped together a summary of some of the more unusual and interesting things lovers do throughout the world. . . such as. . .

THE TINQUIAN PEOPLE OF THE PACIFIC ISLANDS:The Tinquians NEVER kiss their lovers on the mouth. They instead press their noses together and SNIFF for a few minutes. *awwww*

THE SIRIONO PEOPLE OF BOLIVIA:Lovers pick off lice and ticks from one another before getting close. This is considered FOREPLAY.

*gag*

THE HAUSA PEOPLE OF NIGERIA:The Hausa use the same exact word. . . ci (pronounced "chee"). . . for both eating and intercourse. When a woman says she's ready for "chee", it could mean she's ready for dinner or SEX. *Aha! wiley woman!*

THE PEOPLE OF PONAPE. . . IN THE EASTERN CAROLINE ISLANDS:These randy women place STINGING BUGS on their most intimate of areas. When the bugs bite, the venom causes a stinging sensation which turns the ladies on. (???) **wtf! not this chickadee!*

THE PEOPLE OF SAMOA IN THE PACIFIC ISLANDS:When lucky Samoan men feel the need for a naughty Samoan "release", they go "night crawling". . . these guys actually sneak into the tent of a sleeping female, and try to have relations with her WITHOUT WAKING HER UP. **sounds like a few married couples I know! LOL**

THE AYMARA PEOPLE OF PERU:During certain ceremonial celebrations, amorous couples go into the street and make the beast with two Peruvian backs for all the town to see!!!

*voyeurism at it's finest!*

HAWT

http://paparazzo.globo.com/PPZ/0,,ZA0-4159-23931-23933-23935-2393823933,00.html


Whew! Happy Friday

Random Idiots

#1

March 31, 2005

SAN DIEGO -- The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.
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**HA! Yes, they printed TURD BURGLAR in the newspaper. Is it just me that finds this hysterical?

#2

Apparently important to actor Robert Blake's acquittal on a murder charge in March was the lack of credibility of the prosecution's witnesses, including an alleged methamphetamine abuser who once thought his house was surrounded by large, horned animals and "people dressed like sagebrush or Joshua trees." To testify that drug users are unreliable witnesses, the defense presented a UCLA psychopharmacologist who revealed that in the course of his own drug use 25 years ago, he had once crawled into a cage of monkeys that were smoking crack cocaine. [Los Angeles Times, 3-4-05]

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**DOH!

#3

Tennessee state Sen. John Ford testified in a juvenile court hearing in January that his child support payments should be reduced, in accordance with a state law that he had introduced on behalf of fathers with many children. Ford owns two homes, lives part-time in one with his ex-wife and their three children (with another on the way), and lives part-time in the other with an ex-girlfriend and their two children. Hence, he said, he should have lesser payments to a third woman, who is the mother of his 10-year-old daughter. [Associated Press, 1-23-05]

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** Yes, Boys & Girls, this man lives here in Buttcrack. Just another example of how the city is run.

#4

Government in Action

Public Servants in Action: (1) New Hampshire state Rep. Christopher Doyle, 26, was arrested in March and charged with slapping elections supervisor Gail Webster, 61, to the floor on election night after learning that he had lost his race for town selectman in Windham. (2) Shirley Martin, a member of the school board in West Orange, Texas, was convicted in February of disorderly conduct for threats against colleague Beth Wheeler. At a meeting, Martin had continued speaking after her colleagues had ruled her out of order, and subsequently Martin angrily told Wheeler, "I'm going to stomp a mud hole in your ass." [The Union Leader (Manchester, N.H.), 3-11-05, 3-18-05] [Beaumont Enterprise, 2-25-05]

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**I'll have to remember that insult. Apparently in Texas thats reaaaaalllly bad. tee hee.

Belly Interesting

I was wandering around and found this.. check it out, it can be quite fun!

My japanese name is "Nakamura (center of the village) Ayumi (walk, deeper meaning: walk your own way)


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